This is like installing Windows on a Mac.
I am physically required to reblog this or my heart will stop beating.
oh my god
If you can’t deal with my sarcasm. I can’t deal with being your friend.
*slides you $20* pls stop ignoring me
hey look a $20 bill
I wish my friends would take random pictures of me when we hang out because I’m an arrogant prick and I want more pictures of myself that aren’t selfies.
Someone finally said it
i aspire to get to that level of hot where my hair looks like shit and i smell like black coffee and yesterday’s eyeliner is smudged under my eyes but i still look fine as hell